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Slipknot

Pulse of the Maggots

Just seeing her face pisses me off…

I can’t even express how happy I am to be without her. Fuck you, and your friend.

Patrick Warburton deserves all awards, ever.

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

olanrogers:

It’s A Monday! Enjoy a New Video ;) 

MIDNIGHT CLAW

He really has the best stories.

Great dancing Jehovah, I’ve punctured my brain!
Dr. Kelso

stfuconservatives:

devbneo:

tyleroakley:

barackobama:

idrownideas:

The best campaign counter-attack video I HAVE EVER SEEN. Obama 2012 

”So we’re going to call their BS when we see it and we need your help to call them on it too and set the record straight. So share this, tweet it, facebook it, I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too. Thank you.”

-Stephanie Cutter / Deputy Campaign Manager at Obama for America. 

And a Tumblr shout-out. 

Just for the tumblr plug at the end >.<

You have my axe, Obama campaign.

I don’t usually get into politics, but damn, I love this.

Vivaldi’s Four Seasons

Mmm, so good.

If this doesn’t fucking move you, you suck and have no damn heart.

I had a dream that I was at a concert…

I met Nathan From Dethklok… He took a bite of my ice cream, and I was so happy I just gave it to him. He complimented me, and then I think we may have hurt someone. Then, a woman was hit by a car as I was leaving and someone mugged her. That’s all I remember. Yeah, the beginning of this dream was awesome, though.

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omfg @ tumblrtreats(.)com there goes the rest of my day lol

This seems like a plug for the blog… I’ve seen the blog, and it doesn’t interest me. Thanks for advertising, though. It makes me so very happy…

spooky:

Watchin u

This is cute, and funny, and so is she! :D

spooky:

Watchin u

This is cute, and funny, and so is she! :D

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

leavemesoreandrestless:

10classygiraffes:

madarinefreak:

sol4r-r3t1nop4thy:

princeofkokoros:

saya-no-utah:

saya-no-cock

princeofcockoros

i was born for this

Cock-r3t1nop4thy

BEING BLINDED BY COCKS HELP

Cockfreak Oh fuck

10classycocks  I can live with this if it ever comes to it.

babycockpriscilla

painisacock

Accurate. 

Grown colder, my shoulder
Like a boulder beside her
And bolder, not wiser
My dark seed took up root inside her

The Byronic Man

Cradle of Filth